n. urban dictionary words and definitions that contain superior language that reveals a truth or piece of wisdom.
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- greedy jew
when she rubs your d*ck like ebeneezer when he thinks about his gold coins. she used both hands last night and gave me the best greedy jew i’ve ever had.
- grungy carpet
a very hairy v*g*n* that has not been maintained well and is extremely unsanitary a v*g*n* with wool so dirty that you probably would get an std from just touching it “bro, i went to f*ck your sister yesterday, but she had a really bad grungy carpet. get her to fix that sh*t homie.”
derogative term, used to describe an individual (often a male) who is indecisive, unwelcome, or in any way socially awkward; comparable to calling someone a “w*nker.” what, you still don’t know what if you want pepperoni or cheese pizza? bruh, like…don’t be such a hand-bender. is that eric? g*d, what a hand-bender; let’s bounce, yo.
- himalayan c*ck jab
when a himalayan man goes for a prison shank but ends up stabbing him with his d*ck. that was one h*ll of a himalayan c*ck jab! eh yeah essay!