GnomeToys


a small company which has recently risen to be one of the world’s top manufacturers of heavy industrial lubricants and refurbished condoms.
man: “honey, we’re out of -n-l-eze again!”
man2: “just call gnometoys, their prices are great and their delivery is super quick!”

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