go-gurt tube
a ‘gogurt tube’ is preformed in the act of -n-l intercourse, when the man is about to achieve an -rg-sm he hits the woman on the back of the head (a donkey punch), causing the woman’s r-ct-m to tense up, making it tight. he then proceeds to pull his p-n-s away from the -n-s, which, if sucessful, will cause the intestines to come out of the -n-s (still attached to the p-n-s, forming a pink sock). the man then shoots his -rg-sm into the pink sock, grabs it, and then sucks the s-m-n from the pink sock, thus making something similar to a tube of gogurt.
my go-gurt tube is sh-tty c-m flavored.
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