go Obama on your ass
the act of slapping the life out of someone/something with one hit, commonly a housefly that happened to land on your hand while in front of witnesses so they can confirm your story and tell everyone how fast/strong you are or preferably on live tv like the real obama.
it is most crucial to keep a straight face after executing such a feat and keep going like nothing happened and then when acknowledged about, brag like shiiiittt that was impressive wasnt it, i stay doing that all day.
nbc interview.
president obama: the signature characteristic of ahh our -laughter-.., sorry, hey, im gonna start over at…hey get outta here -focuses chi while raising hand-
gibbs: thats the most persistant fly i have ever seen
obama: -goes obama on the fy-
camera man: jesus!!
camera man and reporter: nice!!!
-laughter in background, girlish giggles-
obama: -straight faced coz hes that fast and can do this all day- now were were we.
camera man:we’re pros we were gonna catch it with chopsticks
obama: that was pretty impressive wasnt it?
camera dude: yeah
obama: i got it..s..i got the sucker. -pushes dead fly into open-what do you think gibbs?
gibbs: that was very good. its on the.. -with obama-its right there.
obama: you -point to cameraman and the then to fly- wanna ffffilm that,-camera pans to recently decesead musca domestica- there it is -america, the proof-.
gibbs: ohh my -laughs-
james: yo that sammy is a b-tch so is his mom i…
peter:really -chuckles-
sammy: watchu say about my momma
-runs from behind and slaps him across the ear, the ear pressure changes james gets dizzy, bammm hits the ground-
anyhu, peter wanna go play prototype on xbox i got it now its sweet?
peter: umm sure yeah..wait wtf dude he p-ssed out, omg dude you juss went obama on his -ss
sammy: word i can do this all day i stay knocking out cats with my pimp hand, coz its way strong!!!
pimp: b-tch weres my money, yu didnt give daddy his bread las nyt, -powders hand with baby powder-
ho: daddy i got your money here -pulls out wards off cash from bra- im sorry daddy!!
pimp: you lucky you my fayvaryt snow bunny shhiiiiittt, i was about to go obama on your -ss -slaps innocent bystander ho, coz once the pimp hand is powdered someone gonna get slapped for shoowa pimpin!!-
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