Go sit on a dildo


the untimate defensive insult, complementing “your spleen.” it implies that you are being a d-bag and should go -n-lly violate yourself.
dude #1:hey man, why dont you go do your mom!
dude#2: why dont you go sit on a d-ld-!

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