Go to Walmart


the act of getting stoned with one or more of your friends. getting reaallllly baked.

origin:it was a code phrase/name created for camp counselors who wanted to say they wanted to get high without being detected then “randomly drug tested”. so if one were to use this phrase it would inform a fellow counselor that tonight would be a “good night”,but, to the untrained ear, it would appear that two or more people just really love the savings that walmart can provide to the average upstate new york camp counselor.
1:hey mat do you wanna go to walmart(get sh-t faced then get paid to watch another person’s child) to today?

2:man i went to walmart last night and the savings were incredible(i got so baked last night i could actually see biblical scenes taking place before my eyes)

3.man i have such a bad headache…i’m going to walmart for some advil(its been rough and i need some medical sh-t up in here)

4. dude last night we went to walmart and it turns out the tv was cheaper over at pathmark (some guy tried to sell us shwag as dro, but we are an educated consumer)
an excuse used to go m-st-rb-t-
hey guys i have to go to wal-mart
oh ya sure “wal-mart”…

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