Goal Post


a girl who constantly is sleeping around with people. known as a goalpost because her legs are always up in the air.
dude 1: “do you think she is a virgin?”

dude 2: “no dude, she’s such a goal post. the whole football team has slept with her!”
when a girl fingers herself in p-ssy and -ss, with index finger and ring finger, resembles a goalpost
a tattoo located on a girls lower back(tramp stamp) used as a marker for -j-c-l-t–n when having s-x doggie style.
“dude, i was tapen it from behind and i tottally made it over the goal post.”

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