goat ball licker


first used in the colbert report. claiming his grandfather was a goat ball licker: someone to make the goats happy in the in a goat herding environment. this expression was used to mock barack obama’s claim to his grandfather being a goat herder from africa.
“who would have thought that the son of a poor appalachian t-rd miner; the grandson of a goat ball licker, born in the town of could-be-president, one day could be president of the united states?”- stephen colbert

Read Also:

  • Goat Rodeo

    a chaotic situation, often one that involves several people, each with a different agenda/vision/perception of what’s going on; a situation that is very difficult, despite energy and efforts, to instill any sense or order into “management’s nuts. by the time each of them has his say and policy gets to us, it’s a goat rodeo.” […]

  • Sir Smithington

    right before coming in a girl’s mouth during oral s-x, the man would take it out, “knight her” (touch one shoulder, than the other, with his p-n-s, like a knight in the middle ages), come in her face and smack her across the face with his p-n-s. last night, jenny was being a b-tch, so […]

  • your name

    something stupid that urban dictionary always pleads you to look up. look up any word, like your name what steve-o has tattooed on his -ss. dude, i’ve got your name on my -ss! 1. something urban dictionary always suggests that you look up. in fact, you’re probably only here because of that. in fact, you’re […]

  • puice

    its a juicy p-ssy pounce all of sudden, she just puiced him!

  • your name here

    1. sp-ce in a resume template r-t-rded people leave on their resume instead of filling in thier name. employer: “gee, i just don’t think “your name here” has what it takes to succeed in this office.”


Disclaimer: goat ball licker definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.