goaticorn
a mythical creature, arising from the magical union of a goat and a unicorn. powers include, but are not limited to: flight, filing tax returns after the deadline without reproach, manipulating dmv employees to be courteous, generating spontaneous and embarr-ssing erections in law enforcement individuals, and so on, and so forth.
my tax consultant came to my rescue, goaticorn-style!
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