goatslap
to invent a nonsensical saying and convince an esl student that it belongs to standard english idiom.
kristen: that just slaps my goat!
andré: what h-ll? what does it mean?
kristen: oh, that’s just a common saying people use when they’re upset. it’s like “grinds my gears”, but more backcountry.
andré: ahhh. i see.
(andré just got goatslapped!)
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