Gob Less America
male -j-c-l-t-
she gave me a bomb -ss hog smoke and i sprayed my man chowder all over her face
s-m-n – see also man custard and man paste
there were traces of man chowder on the hotel bed.
sperm also see baby gravy
carla was hungry so i fed her some man chowder
s-m-n -j-c-l-t-d from the male s-xual organ
rob: dude, mr prout just set us 6 more homework -ssignments!
liam: i know. i slipped some of my man chowder in his coffee though, so it’s all good.
s-m-n, c-m, j-zz, baby batter, etc
i gave that lovely young ho a taste of my hot man chowder.
derogatory shorthand for the english premiere league football/soccer club, manchester united f.c. also referred by the full name of “manchowder united”.
the term “manchowder” is derived from slang for the male -j-c-l-t-.
did you see manchowder choke to barcelona in the champions league final last night? 10-year-old boys must by crying all over the world.
1) the s-m-nal -j-c-l-t- out of the male human p-n-s, varying in consistancy from a)chew before swallowing to b)slimey like snot, and all stages in between. said to have it’s taste affected by the male’s diet.
stan, your manchowder is tasting a little too much like garlic.
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