goblin

1. a goblin is the master race. they are almost exclusively pc gamers. the most defining attribute of goblins though is their online behavior.

goblins were once white knights online that were corrupted by dark forces. they once used to ignore and call out trolls and fight for social justice. as white knights, they were tricked into sacrificing their humanity on the altar of blood l-st and hatred.

goblins will seek out trolls online and literally feed them to death going on threads for reportedly up to 400 responses until the several trolls finally gave in to their humanity. goblins then use their own sh-t as lube to f-ck the corpse of the dead troll until its filled with goblin j-zz. goblins will p-ss this troll around to other goblins to be as cruel and inhumane as possible to trolls. goblins hate trolls.

“crawl back to your bridges, run away screaming,
goblins are coming, they’re better than you.
smarter and faster, bow to your masters,
the goblins are winners, the trolls aren’t true!” – nekrogoblicon (goblin island)

3. a higher order gangster. a shot caller. perhaps even someone in the underworld community with followers akin to charles manson or other cult leaders. this is a highly respected individual in organized crime or even just a hood. they have climbed to their position by likely killing anyone who got in their way. a goblin will likely have several chicken heads around him at any given time.
1: i smell a g-d’s corpse?
2: ya, i think a goblin was here.
cl-ss of gangster above a goon. rich,, powerful, yet still from the hood. killing on others below them and has much more authority. usually the head of gangs and has much protection, but always loyal and always keep it real
“whats a goon to a goblin” -lil wayne (a millie)
better than a goon harder more gangster than a goon
you say that you a goon but whats a goon to a goblin-lil wayne
small, usually green (although red and brown varieties are common) bipedal creature, the goblin is possessed of a keen cunning, and although not often very wise, goblins tend toward the highly intelligent.

goblins can be highly malicious, coming from a very compet-tive society. some groups of goblins work together strongly under great leaders, whilst others may simply bicker and squabble amongst themselves.

goblins have a sharp and sometimes biting sense of humour, and their simplistic logic often makes for hilarious situations – however, it may also provide the goblin a mechanism unthought of by more logical and less chaotic species.

possibly related to orcs (ork).
leaf the wood elf: are you an evil baby-eating necromancer, skwelch?
skwelch the powerful goblin necromancer: i iz not and nevva az bin a nekromanser! eye iz a faymus gobblyn bardd!
leaf: ok then!
a woman of short stature, who dresses as a sl-t, and is insane (redundant, all women are insane).
nicole “snooki” on jersey sh-r-s.
“snooki is a cross between a goblin and another goblin” -dan o’brien
the vile sh-t that one takes the morning after consuming a large amount of alcohol the night before. usually occurs before or instead of vomiting during a hang over. also happens 99% of the time after drinking 4loko.
liza: “hey guys, this is kinda vulgar, but i cant stop sh-tting after sippin’ on the 4lokos last night.”
joe: “yeah no sh-t ya pr-ck, its called sh-tting out a goblin. hehehe”
an unfortunate looking socially awkward male who lurks in clubs to pull women
did you see that guy andy at the bar last night? he’s such a goblin!
to describe the locals from the portsmouth area, the lowest of the low
‘look at them fat goblins in the crop tops’

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