god dick


“the almighty d-ck.” this type of d-ck is rare to come across and is most pleasent in s-x. this d-ck will steal your girlfriend, wife, side b-tch, mom, and even your grandma if she is still living.
female 1: have you ever heard of a god d-ck?
female 2: yes! i wish i could come across one 🙁

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