god poon


the ultimate poon. waxed to perfection, and tighter than a jews wallet. aged between 16 and 21. it can only be described as god poon.
-all hail the mighty god poon- – god poon worshippers

“oh man last night i slept with this girl, and she had god poon!!!”
“duddddeee!”

“dre, she had god poon!!!!!” – myself

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