God Tom Not Again
g-d tom not again: a common phrase spoken by various after the expected and exceptionally strange acts of idiotic behaviour from anyone who drives a beat up old ute and has no sense of time.
idiot – “hey i will be over in an hour guys!!!!”
you -“ok see you then”
-3 hours p-ss-
you – “where the h-ll is he?”
-door opens and tom walks in-
tom – “hi guys, sorry im late i ran into a guard rail!!!!!”
you – “g-d tom not again!”
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