God Zipper
the rough area of a man’s body between his -n-s and t-st-cl-s. it manifests as a thin b-mpy line of skin similar to a scar. legend has it that when g-d created adam, he stuffed him full of his internal organs and such, and st-tched him up, leaving only a small scar behind his b-lls.
the g-d zipper, also available on the old navy hooded fleece.
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