Godcock


1. an exclamation of distress or ire.

2. an adjective describing an impossibly large quant-ty.

sweet g-dc-ck of christ, mr. patterson!

g-dc-ck!

man do i have a g-dc-ck of work to do tonight.

what religious people are said to suck on by some in the atheist community.
that family really sucks the god c-ck.
the m-ssive and all powerful c-ck of g-d, that comes down from the heavens to punish religious doers who have erred,

by smacking them in the face on both cheeks.
“and thy g-d c-ck shall come crashing down from thy heavens, and thou shalt know the wrath of thy g-d c-ck,

for generation upon generation.”

-leviticus 13:5
usually an interjection. the word itself can have many literal meanings, however, based on your standpoint on matters of religion or diety. the ‘g-d c-ck’, per se, could either be,for example, absolutley m-ssive, on a godly scale, to non-existent from an atheistic viewpoint.
g-d c-ck! my t-st-cl-s are perspiring. marc, wipe them for me.

as a gerund or modifier: this is g-d-c-cking bullsh-t.

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