Godfrey Gao


the first male asian supermodel. orginated from heaven but migrated to taiwan. his name consists of a heavenly being in the form of a man. probably the most handsome man alive without the use of cosmetic surgery. able to captivate women around the world without removal of pants or the need to go topless. innate ability to cause women to suffer from hps (h-rny p-ssy syndrome).
guy #1 : geez that guy is hot!
girl #1 : somehow i feel a mad itch at my sn-tch..
guy #2 :duh, thats g-dfrey gao. he has the p-ssive ability to cause hps!

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