one nut that is bigger than the other one
dude look at that monkeys godnut
- karl streitel
that english that decides he likes calling on people when they aren’t paying attention. aka. the sp*wn of satans b*tt hole student 1: hey do you have the english teacher on the third floor? student 2: oh my god yeah. he’s a karl streitel.
- burrito f*cker
when a non-mexican person is s*xually attracted to, or has had s*x with, a person of mexican descent. juan’s wife christina sure is a burrito f*cker.
- looks cloudy
when someone looks cute af and is tall but they know they is hey nice five finger death punch shirt, thanks looks cloudy
- bulgarian ankle wank
the bulgarain ankle w*nk originated in the dupnitsa area circa 2000. it is the act of squatting with ones manhood positioned between the ankles, then bouncing rhythmically until climax i’m going home for a bulgarian ankle w*nk