Godomite


a pract-tioner of the most grave and foul of sins: g-domy… which is to say, of course, someone who’s become so deliriously happy with having god up their own -ss that they try to forcibly shove god up your -ss as well.

this is distinct from someone who tries to shove a non-deitic imaginary being up your -ss… the proper term for that sort of person is “demented -ss-freak”. you can keep the specifics clear with this handy rule of thumb: remember… all godomites are demented -ss-freaks, but not all demented -ss-freaks are godomites.

anyone currently living in the us will recognize this one right away, but probably -ssume it refers only to radical christians. actually it means anyone who tries to forcibly shove any deitic being up your -ss.
preacher bob: do you know jc? lemme tell you about jc! jc is so wonderful, he can walk on water! jc died for your sins! i -love- jc, he’s the best. everything is better with jc! what would jc do? no jc, no peace – know jc, know peace! have you accepted jc as your personal dominatrix… -er- …i mean “savior”! heh… silly me.
healthy person: eeek!! g-domite! get away from me!

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