gods cotton
god’s cotton. is the most potent danky dank of the dankiest of dank.
this sativa strain is only grown in mooresville in
friend:hey man wanna get some gods cotton?
bruh: nah bro i was nodding out on that bud besides i got more right here
friend: you didn’t smoke it all?
bruh: impossible n-body can smoke that much not even god himself
friend: ….
bruh: well maybe..
friend: only one way to find out
(conclusion: they took one toke and p-ssed out)
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