god’s cum
god’s c-m is sweet as honey. i just demand that god comes down from heaven and shoots his hot load inside of me. god comes down flips me on my stomach and pounds on me until he covers the inside of my body with his hot sweet honey c-m. i then demand god to go back to heaven until i want his c-m in me again
god’s c-m is sweet as honey.
used to describe anything that is unbelievably delicious. the only thing that you can compare it to would be the delicious man juice of god.
this is the best beer i have ever tasted. it is like god’s c-m.
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