god’s wallet



the wallet g-d gave you. a.k.a -sshole. a wallet used primarily in prison.
“hey wayne!!! the guards are coming!!! hide the shank in g-d’s wallet!!”
” tonight i’m hiding my d-ck in wayne’s g-d’s wallet”

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