godspouse


modern (possibly revived), heathen, devotional, spiritual practice. usually has incredibly liberal lifestyle and political leanings.
man, that godspouse might be mad as a hatter for his god, but he makes the best mead on the planet.
1) the generally female, mortal love interest/consort/bestie of a deity;

2) a delusion, possibly related to schizophrenia, dissociative ident-ty disorder, social anxiety, teenage angst, and/or run-of-the-mill loneliness. godspouses believe that they’ve been chosen by a god or gods as said god’s love interest. unfortunately, the relationship is very one-sided as the god does not exist and the only evidence of said relationship only exists on tumblr; and/or

3) seen also in rural areas, these godspouses refer to themselves as “anabaptists.”
“loki, my love, your godspouse needs physical attention. please manifest yourself in the form of my well-worn, phallic marital aid! oh! yes! you’re here!”

-disgusting squishing noises follow – imagine the sound made when punching a bowl of jelly repeatedly-

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