Goelz
first you get your friends hot mom. then you get her in bed and get her naked. then you f-ck her and make her squirt in a jar. after that you make her squirt her t-tty milk into the same jar and mix it well. then you put it in a cup and refrigerate it. then when ever your friend wants a drink you tell him its milk. but actually it’s your friend’s mom’s juices.
my friend was being such a d-ck to me. i had to find the best way to get him back so, i gave him a goelz. when i told him what i did, he was so grossed out that he threw up the second i told him.
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