Going Edward


the act of being unnecessarily creepy toward a member of the opposite s-x.
boy:wow, you look like you bleed nice.
girl: wtf, now you’re going edward on me!?!
the act of being unnecessarily creepy toward a member of the opposite s-x.
boy:wow, you look like you bleed nice.
girl: wtf, now you’re going edward on me!?!
the act of licking a pregnant woman’s v-g-n- and eating the bl–dy mucus plug.
after going edward last night, jan went into labor!

johnny got drunk and licked a pregnant woman’s v-g-n-. he got p-ssed when he found out he went edward on that b-tch!

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