Going Phelps
going phelps. the dolphin-like motion used by a male while trying to achieve s-xual gratification with a lucky lady. the position usually begins with spooning, but quickly escalates into something much upon insertion, much like a michael phelps freestyle upon insertion into the pool. both partners lie on their sides with the woman partially crouched, like a limp fetus, and her dominant male stroking behind her in fluid motion like a gold medal athlete, until the woman’s cheers can be heard louder than the billions of chinese at the olympics. however, in this case, world record speed is not suggested.
guy 1: last night i was going phelps with my lady friend and…
guy 2: wait going phelps? you mean like, you were swimming the 200 meter freestyle relay?
guy 1: no man… coitus.
going phelps. the dolphin-like motion used by a male while trying to achieve s-xual gratification with a lucky lady. the position usually begins with spooning, but quickly escalates into something much upon insertion, much like a michael phelps freestyle upon insertion into the pool. both partners lie on their sides with the woman partially crouched, like a limp fetus, and her dominant male stroking behind her in fluid motion like a gold medal athlete, until the woman’s cheers can be heard louder than the billions of chinese at the olympics. however, in this case, world record speed is not suggested.
guy 1: last night i was going phelps with my lady friend and…
guy 2: wait going phelps? you mean like, you were swimming the 200 meter freestyle relay?
guy 1: no man… coitus.
going phelps. the dolphin-like motion used by a male while trying to achieve s-xual gratification with a lucky lady. the position usually begins with spooning, but quickly escalates into something much more upon insertion, much like a michael phelps freestyle upon insertion into the pool. both partners lie on their sides with the woman partially crouched, like a limp fetus, and her dominant male stroking behind her in fluid motion like a gold medal athlete, until the woman’s cheers can be heard louder than the billions of chinese at the olympics. however, in this case, world record speed is not suggested.
guy 1 – look at the -ss on that!
guy 2 – i’d love to lie her down and start going phelps until the photo finish.
guy 1 – relay?
the dolphin-like motion used by a male while trying to achieve s-xual gratification with a lucky lady. the position usually begins with spooning, but quickly escalates into something much more upon insertion, much like a michael phelps freestyle upon insertion into the pool. both partners lie on their sides with the woman partially crouched, like a limp fetus, and her dominant male stroking behind her in fluid motion like a gold medal athlete, until the woman’s cheers can be heard louder than the billions of chinese at the olympics. however, in this case, world record speed is not suggested.
guy 1: look at the -ss on that!
guy 2:i’d love to lie her down and start going phelps until the photo finish
guy 1: wanna relay?
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