going stiff
something like the p–p shuffle, going stiff is a tightening of all muscles in body to keep the sh-t held in your -rs- until you have reached the toilet, you can easily identify when someone is going stiff as they look like they are waddling very quickly while walking.
hey greg, what’s wrong? going stiff are you?
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