going to the dentist


driving very slowly, as if to delay one’s arrival at an unpleasant destination. see proctologist.
that idiot up ahead must be going to the dentist.
giving oral s-x

origin: you go to the dentist for what? oral hygiene. see the connection? also very useful for describing one’s advancement in the particular sport.

-patient: beginner
-dental hygienist: bit of experienced
-dentist: very experienced
“they’re at a new stage in the relationship, they just started going to the dentist.”

“i went to the dentist with some guy at a bar last night.”

“have you heard that mary went to dentist again last night?”
“i’m not surprised, she’s a dentist.”

“joe is concerned about her oral hygiene, he’s trying to convince her to go to the dentist.”

giving oral s-x

origin: you go to the dentist for what? oral hygiene. see the connection? also very useful for describing one’s advancement in the particular sport.

-patient: beginner
-dental hygienist: bit of experienced
-dentist: very experienced
1. “they’re at a new stage in the relationship, they just started going to the dentist.”
2. “i went to the dentist with some guy at a bar last night.”
3. “have you heard that mary went to the dentist again last night?”
“i’m not surprised, she’s a dentist.”
4. “joe is concerned about her oral hygiene, he’s trying to convince her to go to the dentist.”

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