Golden Ape


when your giving a girl -n-l, and you p-ss in her -ss. she then proceeds to take a sh-t on your chest. now its sh-t/p-ss on your chest and she rubs it all over so you look like an ape cause your brown and gold.
person 1:….and i can do a golden ape.
person 2: what a golden ape?
person 1: if you have to ask you cant afford it.

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