golden catch
young fit mom -apparently meaning that they can keep themself in shape despite having a baby is a sought out benefit for young jocks checking out young moms
she’s a golden catch
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booking a hotel suite with a huge bed and then hiring russian prost-tutes to pee on your face. although quite messy, the urine in a moscow sprinkler is actually sterile!
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a state of the correct or acceptable way of communicating on the internet the netiquetteishness was a trash heap, of racial slurs and the media.
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- freaching
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