golden gopher
when a dude with a 2″ pencil d-ck creams his shorts moments before scoring with a hot chick.
my d-ckhead neighbor was ready to commence a threesome with sophia vargara and jessica biel when he golden gophered down his leg,
when you’re f-cking a chick doggie style, and you start nawing on her back, and you p-ss inside of her.
since i couldn’t p-ss into my loafer, i gave dat chick a golden gopher.
#mascots #golden shower #golden enema #minnesota #loafer #dat
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