golden snitch
in hindsight, a better term for a great p-ssy.
me: dude… guess what i caught last night?
jordan: please not an std
me: haha no you jack-ss, i caught sarah’s golden snitch. took me about 45 minutes. then teh game was over.
the small golden contraption used in the imaginary world of harry potter. the snitch is a fluttering orb in the game quidditch and whoever catches it is rewarded one hundred points and usually decides the outcome of a game.
harry’s caught the golden snitch!!
a girl with a very striking nose, a nose so striking it can be given golden snitch status, you want to touch the golden snitch!
oh there’s that girl with the golden snitch, i have to touch it!
the act of p-ssing on a small styrofoam ball and sticking into a girls v-g-n-. the guy then eats the girl out as she clutches her thighs together to squeeze the pee into the guys mouth.
as i pulled bridget’s shirt off and pushed her on the bed i began to urinate onto a styrofoam ball that bridget would soon squeeze into my mouth as an act of maximum pleasure as an act of the golden snitch.
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