golden starfish
when a chick wants to go -n-l with you, instead of lube, use instant tanning lotion. it’ll feel the same, but when you’re done, she’ll have a semi-permanant orange ring around her -sshole, and she’ll have no idea that it’s there!
i knew sara had cheated on me, so before i dumped her, i gave her a golden starfish
when a chick wants to go -n-l with you, instead of lube, use instant tanning lotion. it’ll feel the same, but when you’re done, she’ll have a semi-permanant orange ring around her -sshole, and she’ll have no idea that it’s there!
i knew she had cheated on me so before i dumped angela, i gave her a golden starfish.
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