Golden Teapot


the act of tea bagging a male or female and then finishing them off by initiating a steady stream of urine into their mouth. the urine is then ingested. this act is more prevalent in the male h-m-s-xual community.

a golden teapot can be with cream or without. (-j-c-l-t-ng first into the mouth or after.)
you – hey uncle jacob, i’m kinda thirsty, golden teapot?

jacob – well your dad is still working the fields, and this coffee is going right through me, i could probably brew a quick pot for you real quick-like. make your face my toilet seat.

you – thanks uncle! you’re the best!

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