goldfish memory


when youre so high that u forget anything that happened within the last 15 seconds.
guy 1: dude im so high right now….

guy 2: hey wait a sec….

guy 2: oh nevermind i forgot…its that goldfish memory

guy 1: its what?

guy 2: i just told u about it 20 seconds ago

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