Goldfishing
a common occurrence at rock and hardcore shows where an audience member will attempt to mouth along to the song being played but having no idea what the words are. they will often simply open and close their lips in a manner similar to a goldfish.
dan wanted to impress people at the terror show, but was goldfishing everytime scott held out the microphone.
when someone is so f-cked up, they head in one direction with a goal in mind but half-way there, forget that goal and wander off in a random direction with or without another goal in mind. term comes from goldfish in an aquarium acting the same way due to their seconds-long memory.
he was so f-cked up on mushrooms, he spent the whole night goldfishing around his apartment and never made it out to meet us.
we wasted a few hours goldfishing around camp before we even realized that we missed the burn.
when a man m-st-rb-t-s, -j-c-l-t-s skyward, and then attempts to catch his own airborne gob of s-m-n in his mouth. this act is known as goldfishing for the manner in which a goldfish patiently awaits his feeding while swimming vertically, mouth ajar. men who goldfish tend to be unpleasant, lonely, and simple human beings.
man 1: look at that hipster -sshole slumped over drinking alone in the corner.
man 2: yeah, he definitely spends hours goldfishing.
used when you’re forgetting something or have forgotten something. in reference to goldfishes’ short/nonexistent memory.
michael jackson is dead, seriously? oh…sorry, goldfishing.
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