Goldicock
an adjective used to describe a p-n-s that’s not too big, not too small, but just right.
for men: “i always worried girls thought i was small, but last night sarah told me i had a goldic-ck so i feel much better.”
for women: “telling guys with small d-cks they have goldic-cks is way easier than having to deal with their insecurities.”
a gay guy that always complains about his tricks c-cks, some are too big, some are too small, some are too curved, etc. goldic-cks is always looking for the perfect c-ck.
mario is always complaining his partners c-cks are never exactly what he wants. he is such a goldic-cks!
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