goldmoose


a type of condom made of pure gold taht only would fit te g-ds of olypmus, which are m-ssive c-cks, also would taste like ranch.. with the side of bacon.
i wanna use my goldmoose on u… when u stick ur pnuz in u can eat her out and taste bacon ranch, which an obese man would use on chicken wings

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