Golf Arse


a particularly sticky, hard to wipe out sh-t that will strike just prior to a round of golf or any activity involving a lot of walking leading to a sore, itchy ringpiece and a horrendous j-panese sunset in the crackers. also known as the brown crayola
q how could you miss a one foot putt?
a i’ve got golf -rs-, i couldn’t concentrate for the burning

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