Golf balls in carrier bags
1.) a white dimpled ball used in the gentlemans game of golf placed in an empty plastic bag used for carrying food to ones car from the supermarket.
2.) a womans norks that are very droopy and unattractive. can be the result of a unit losing a lot of weight or just generally nasty swingers.
baggers: how’d you get on with that bird last night webbo? get any change out of her?
weboo: nah, i packed up my b-lls and left after she took her top off.
baggers: rancid cans?
webbo: yeah, golf b-lls in carrier bags mate.
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