Gomper

a “gomper” is a person who is by all means a true r-t-rd. they are recognizable by their cro-magnan like sloped forheads, their mongoloid hands, their glazed/slightly askew/mis-shapen eyes, and their gigantic heads. you can audibly identify a “gomper” by their constant “numb-tounge” lisp. also, look for perma-spit gushing out of the corners of their mouth, and inssesint window licking.
hey tanya, did you see that gomper gimp out of that small bus? he almost stepped in his own puddle of drool.
a very/slightly unattarctive member of the opposite s-x. that ugly that its really nasty to see. you just want to place your hand abover their head and shout gomper!
someone who was born unlucky ugly and turned out to be a gomper e.g. “bl–dy h-ll, she’s a right gomper”
a psychedelic song on the rolling stones alb-m from 1967 called their satanic majesties request. it is perhaps the very worst song the rolling stones ever recorded. it has never been played live by the band.
when i listen to their satanic majesties request, the only psychedelic rolling stones alb-m, i skip from the seventh track, the lantern, to the ninth track, 2000 light years from home, because those are both good songs but the one in between them, gomper, totally sucks.
a person of low intelligence or r-t-rded.it can apply to a male or a female. gompers may or may not know that they are r-t-rded. the term originates from the gomper school for the mentally challenged in phoenix, arizona.
oh, that dude is such a gomper, he can’t even f’in tie his shoes.
1. that sh-tty–ss villiger building.
2. crossreference: see son of a wh-r-
gompers, you son of a wh-r-!
i have a round in gompers?!?! f-ck!!!
a clean-shaven pair of t-st-cl-s which have been slapped repeatedly by a small, electronic fan having fins made of a soft rubber and dunked into a bowl of melted chocolate, along with those of others who are doing the same.
chilling one’s gompers would result in a tasty delight that would please many.
an exclamitory phrase, used by american history enthusiasts. originionally came from the name of samuel gompers, an advocate for the work force in the late 1800’s
guy 1: dude, i just figured out that my grandpa died…
guy 2: gompers!