Gon Gonk


a phrase used to make people aware of you entering a room. especially if they havent already seen you.
mark: yeh whens jason gettin her with the carslberg im gaspin like…

p-ck-r: i know yeh, any chance like!

(door opens)

wearmouth: gon gonk!! gon gon gon gon gonk!!

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