Gonzo’ing


the act of standing over a person’s face, placing a t-st-cl- in each of the person’s eye sockets and laying your d-ck down their nose, thus resulting in the image of gonzo.
there was a guy last night at that party gonzo’ing this girl who was p-ssed out on the couch!
the act in which two naked males stand facing one another while rubbing their limp p-n-s’ together.
oh my god, what are jay and mark doing???

i think they are gonzo’ing.
the act or process of dropping one’s testes into a p-ssed-out or unconscious person’s eye sockets and allowing the p-n-s to rest down the victim’s nose. the p-n-s and b-lls should be in a formation mildly reminiscent to that of muppets character gonzo; qua gonzo-ing. usually, conducted during the after-math of an epic party accompanied by photo-graphic evidence.
“man, there’s gonna be some serious gonzoing going down at tonights jam”.

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