Goo-Gimp
the lack of a shower and cleaning up “down there” causes hairs from the 70’s afro-bush to clump together, thus impeeding the movement of one’s inner thighs. therefore, causing a slight misdirection of balance which in turn creates a sort of limp
check out the goo-gimp on marie. she must have got some last night and is still smuggling the man chowder in her nappy dugout.
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