Goober, Goob, or Gooby
gu-burr goober: 1. a nice way of calling someone an idiot after they’ve done something idiotic. 2. a nice way of telling someone they are wrong about something.
guuub goob. 1. a shortened form of the word above.
omg you are a such a goober, the sky is orange!!!!!
1. the ultimate gothic prince (or princess) in a fleeting love affair with scotty, his evil s-x slave. has a crazy brother who is equally gothic and even twice as mentally unstable. (the entire family belongs in a maximum security insane asylum.)
2. any utterly messed up person, place, or thing. (preferably pretaining to satan and satan worship.)
look at gooby, he’s got a shirt that says “jesus loves me” written in blood.
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that haunted house was fairly goobyish, but the real lair of gooby contains more rotting carc-sses and has a more sulfurous odor.
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