Goober Knobber
its when you look in the newspaper obituaries for a recently p-ssed old woman. then you and your friend dig her up from her grave. guy 1 puts mouth on the old womans v-g-n- while guy 2 jumps from the tombstone and lands on her stomach. whatever lands in guy 1’s mouth is a goober kn-bber
your breath is terrible, that last old b-tch gave you a stanky -ss goober kn-bber.
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