gooberness disease


the lifelong disease of being a goober. hard to diagnose, but non-curable once found. acts up in episodes. like acne except without the zits.
hannah: did you hear about jack? he’s got gooberness disease!

eddy: oh no! he’ll be a goober for the rest of his life!

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