gooch guru
one who knows all things concerning the gooch and all things gooch related. usually a friend with a lot of pervy knowledge and b/c of that creepy plethora of knowledge you usually ask in full confidence w/o feeling too uncomfortable. that friend will either become the next sue johanson’s or a gyno
i once knew the gooch guru of all things s-xual; quite informative but not too akweird.
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