Goochy Goose
when a man and a woman are in 69 position and she is licking his gooch, then the guy farts in her face and he tightens his legs around her neck forcing her to endure the smell. this leading to her screaming like a goose due to her neck being crushed.
johnny: “betty? what happened to you and paul?”
betty: “n-gg-, i broke up with him cause he goochy goosed me and i smelled for weeks.”
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